These are classic movies that offer viewers a chance to see the possibility of time travel, with the invention of the brilliant mind of Doc Brown. The first one is good, as it takes Marty back to 1955 to find the young Doc Brown to help him out as the time traveling Delorian had ran out of fuel and plutonium which he needed to get back to 1985. Well, in 1955 plutonium is a little hard to come by, so Doc had to find an alternate source of energy strong enough to power the Delorian and send Marty home. young Doc found out that the only source of power capable of producing that much power is a bolt of lighting, but you never know where its going to strike next. However with the assistance of a flyer to save the clock tower and when it got struck by lightning on Nov 12 1955, it inspired Doc to come up with a special rod to attach to the Delorian to power up the time machine and send Marty home.
Marty had problems in 1955, as he bumped into his parents when they were just teenagers and altered history as George Mcfly, which would be his dad in the future, wasn't the one to get hit by his grandfather's car, while watching his would be future wife Loraine Banes. Marty got hit instead as he pushed George out of the way, just before his granddad would've hit him with the car, and his would be future mom Lorraine Banes had the hots for him upon taking Marty to her bedroom to look after him. She called him Kalven Klein as it was written on Marty's underpants. So he and young Doc had to find a way to get his future dad and mom together and fall in love, as Marty's future existence would be in trouble as he would fade from existence. Well another guy named Biff, had the hots for Lorraine and tried to get her to love him, but also bullied Marty's future dad. Marty had to convince his future dad to stand up to Biff and go out with the girl. The inspiration came with the under the sea dance, but every plan has a few bumps in the road, as Marty had his own battles with Biff as well. It was a close call, but after Marty sets up his future dad to come and get Lorraine from Marty, Biff had gotten there before him, and got the girl first. Well his future dad was in shock as he came to the scene and somehow managed to punch out Biff and stood up to him, and got the girl. The trip back was very rocky, as Doc had set up his experiement and special lighting rod from the clock tower to lure the bolt of lightning as it struck the tower to the Delorian, as Marty sped across the wire and having the lightning rod touch the wire, suppling the Flux capacitor with the 1.21 jiggawats of power sending Marty to 1985. Interesting enough that his future was altered a little, as his house had changed and his parents had changed as well. Even Biff was no longer a bully to Marty's Dad, as he hired Biff to work on his dented car.
The sequel, was look into the future, which I really enjoyed. Seeing how an apple computer is an antique, and in 2015, the Café 80's had a Pac-Man arcade machine in the background with a Do not touch sign spread across the cabinet. Everything seemed futuristic and it was a chance to see what kind of progress and technology awaits us in our future. Flying cars seemed like a great possibility, but we no longer have public phones in 2014, as everyone has Iphones. It wasn't a prediction, but more of an insight of how far our progress will take us. The inside of the house of Future Marty and his girlfriend being Married, showed a whole variety of futuristic inventions,.
The compressed Pizza was hydrated in a Black and Deckor Hydrator. Marty's kids wore special shades that enabled them to watch tv at the table, as well as be notified of incoming video phone calls. I found it fascinating with the Lithium mode, and the computer voice to greet you when you come home with a positive attitude. I guess you can say that I really enjoy the future and what kind of modern hi-tech electronics are going to be invented to revolutionize our future lives, as if they don't complicate our lives enough already. But the hoover boards are a neat thing to be able to float in mid air. What a concept, as Marty gets an antique book of the sports almanac on the World Series from 1950-2000, and thinks that he could make millions by placing a few known outcome bets and score a bundle. However Old Biff manages to get the sports almanac, steals the time machine and gives it to his younger self in 1955, and changed 1985 big time. Marty found out the hard way of what happened, as Doc had explained why 1985 had been altered, as future Biff stolen Marty's original idea and now young Biff is rich, powerful, and owns his own hotel/casino. So Marty had to find out the hard and dangerous way the exact day and date he got the almanac as Biff is now Marty's father, as Biff had killed his biological father George Mcfly. After a life and death struggle, Marty gets the date of when Biff got the almanac, he and doc to go back to 1955 and get the almanac from young Biff. But he had to do it all without encountering his other self that came to 1955 the first time around.
Not an easy chore, as the older Biff managed to give it to his younger self, and Marty had to keep an eye and somehow get the almanac from young Biff. At the high school, he principal of the school took it from young Biff, and Marty had to sneak into the Principal's office to get it without being seen. It was funny, as Marty was under the Principals desk, and just as he was about to reach up and get the almanac from the desk, the Principal rolls his chair on the back of Marty's hand, and he was in serious pain, but couldn't scream. but when the principal tosses out the almanac, Marty grabs it, but it only turns out to be the cover as inside was a magazine that showcased sexy women. So that means that young Biff has the almanac all along and, Marty had done some fancy foot work to get it and to find a way to prevent his other self from getting into harm from Biff's buddies. The ending was funny, as with a strong struggle as Biff chased down Marty with his car, to get the almanac, Doc comes to the rescue and saves Marty, and Biff crashes his car into a manure truck. Yeah, now Marty takes the almanac and burns it, and the future becomes as it was before, but Doc gets struck by lightning and is sent to 1885. Boy was young doc shocked to see the other Marty come back for help, after he sent the first Marty back to the future.
Is time travel possible? Some say it is, others say you can't, but if it was, our world would be even more messed up as with everyone traveling through time and altering history, nothing would be the same and everything would be screwed up. Your home, world, and your life would change dramaticly and nothing would be the same ever. But with time travel, you could go back in time and correct any serious mistakes you've made in your life, or to see a family member that had long died before you were born and meet up with them. But it can be dangerous, as you threaten your very own existence if you, prevented them from meeting up and marrying. It all sounds great, as you can take advantage of missed opportunites, and regain all the things you've lost in life. But would it all be worth it? The Back to the Future movies are great to watch, but what if was to be re-released into theaters in 3-d? but just one question comes to my mind. Since Marty had brought along a video camera and a Walkman tape player with him to 1955, wouldn't those things fade away from existence as they've never existed or had been invented in 1955? For even more fun, I recommend that you get the Back to the Future game for the pc from Teltale productions.
Wednesday, April 23, 2014
Friday, April 11, 2014
Grumpy and Grumpier old Men
And here they are, two of the most grumpiest men ever lived in Warbasha. John and Max aka. Walther Mathaw and Jack Lemmon. Picture it, wintertime in Warbasha, it's too cold outside, snow is everywhrere, and two guys managed to argue, fight, and get at each other's nerves in one way or another. These are very funny movies and anyone who watches them can relate to what's happening and what to do about it. Well it was when Max and John were kids, they were the best friends, and often had fun ice fishing and probably bragged over their fish stories on whom caught the biggest fish. But in reality, they both developed grudges over each other as a woman had came into each other's lives and since John had married a woman that Max loved he got jealous of him. Well in their elder years, John lives in a wonderful home all by himself with his cat Slick to keep him company, and Max lived just next door to him. So, what's the problem this time. A new woman had moved into a house across the street, her name is Ariel. Ariel is very flirty and just loves to live life to the fullest.
So with John and Max both noticing her, and had grown quite fond of her, neither of them had the guts to make the first move, and get to know her.
It was during a trip to the local bait shop that both of them argued and bragged about Ariel and bragged about their love experiences, but Max got jealous as Ariel had visited John at 1:30 in the morning to use his bathroom, or did she have other plans on her mind. It was then that Chuck, the bait shop owner tries to talk the guys into what's really happening as he figures that instead of going to see Ariel, they'd assume to go ice fishing, sit on an ice cube and kiss up to a bucket of fish bait.
With the men being woken up, each of them attempt to hurry up and fix themselves up to be the first to go and see Ariel, but things changed when Chuck decided to take advantage of the opportunity that the men refuse to take, and go and see Ariel himself and spend some quality time with her.
Both guys couldn't believe on what happened and rushed to the bait shop and find out what Chuck's experiences with Ariel was like. Chuck explained to them that Ariel was a fine woman and awakened him to the fact that he's a man, with hopes and dreams and she made him think about living life to the best. But the men thought that he went to see Ariel and had a romantic relationship.
The fight begins again as both John and Max fight over Ariel and the heat really gets on, as Ariel's latest visit with John had resulted in the best sex he's ever had since October 4, 1978 with his last wife before she passed on. It was then that John decides to break up with Ariel and let Max have him, as his home was going to be confiscated by the IRS and will have no money to support her. Max had a blast with her and felt good, however after an argument in the Bar, John has a heart attack as he goes out to talk to Ariel. Max then has to have a change of heart and assists John to the emergency room to recover from his heart attack, and temporarily stops the fight and helps John with his financial problems, gets his home back, and John then marries Ariel.
In the sequel, John's married life seems to be happy, but he's still at it in fighting with Max.
But it's with the sudden news that after Chuck passed away, his bait shop is closed, which puts both of them to a halt for their one and only shared activity fishing. What's to become of the bait shop? It gets sold and turned into a Restorante, a fine Italian eatery with Mrs. Raghetti spaghetti's daughter as the owner, along with her mom who helps to run the place. Well, this doesn't go well with the guys, as their favorite fishing spot will become private property, and they can't fish there anymore, and have no chance to catch a giant fish they tried to catch for years. Would you believe that these two guys who were enemies have called a truce and did everything they can to prevent the place from opening and getting it closed down. From there, Max develops quite fond of Mrs. Raghetti and wants to schedule a date to see her, but he's nervous. as it's been years since his wife passed away that he attempted to find love again. Well with the argument with John and Mrs. Raghetti, he went down to apologize to her for all the things he's done to close the restaurant. John and Max missed the bait shop and aren't sure where to fish anymore. But his wife had different thoughts as although he went to Raghietti's to apologize, he never came home, and his wife assumed that he cheated on her. It was all cleared up as Raghetti's mom explained that her daughter doesn't want John, as she wants the other man Max.
Max and Raghetti's relationship had gotten off to a rough start, but he got his special night after they went out looking for night crawlers. All seemed to go well, however their wars began again as John's daughter Melanie breaks up the marriage with Max's son Jacob during the Ocktoberfest.
A funny scene comes when John's cat Slick poops on Max's newspaper, and to get back at him, Max goes and adopts a bulldog to get back at what Slick has done to his morning newspaper. The dog chases Slick, but at first he almost steps onto his own poop and meows as he makes a run to get away from Max's bulldog Lucky. The chase goes crazy as it ends up in John's house and Ariel's sculpture of her husband John gets broken. Ariel leaves John until the fight stops, and John goes to Max's house for shelter as his wife kicked him out of his own house. Poor john was freezing and Max gave him a set of matches and told him to light himself on fire to keep warm. So eventually Max let's John in his house, and it's a mess, as he has milk in the fridge that expired past it is date, 3 tv sets on at once and a half eaten sandwich was found in the couch John was sleeping in. Well even after all this romance, John's dad finds love with Raghetti's mother and falls in love with her, but sadly he passes away as he just sat on the couch by the lake. He had a very unusual diet for a 90 year old man as he only had bacon, bacon sandwiches, and he drank beer for his dinner, and wondered if god had forgotten him.
In the end, Raghetti Spaghetti gets married to Max, but before they get to the church, they make one last attempt to catch the giant catfish that John's dad tired to catch for more than 40 years. Amazingly, they both get along and finally manage to catch that fish and argued on who's wall it's going to be mounted onto. John then realized that even though he caught that fish, he decided to let it go in honor and memory of his dad. Max thought he was crazy for what he did, and suddenly realized that Max had to get to the church in a hurry. They both hurried up like crazy, and it looked like the wedding was going to be off. But at the last minute, John and Max get to the church in time of the wedding, while each of them were wearing their rubber fishing boots. During the bridal march, John asks Max if he has the wedding ring, but when he reached into his pocket, instead of the ring, he pulled out a fish. Ariel saw this and was in disbelief. It was during the wedding that Raghetti's mom had said that she's going to have a son in law with a face of a macarel, as she was referring to Max.
The wedding went on and in the end, when Raghetti and Max were in the limo and kissing each other. one of them smelled something stinky, and were they in shock when they saw that his dog Lucky was in the back seat watching them with his doggie smile. And Raghetti's restorante had turned into a restorante and bait shop.
During the outtakes at the end of the movie, it's really funny to hear John's Dad's answer to Raghetti's mom's question on if he's been to Hawaii. The men do forget their lines and it's hilarious . A very funny movie to anyone who's is deciding to find true love, and get informed on what they're in for.
So with John and Max both noticing her, and had grown quite fond of her, neither of them had the guts to make the first move, and get to know her.
It was during a trip to the local bait shop that both of them argued and bragged about Ariel and bragged about their love experiences, but Max got jealous as Ariel had visited John at 1:30 in the morning to use his bathroom, or did she have other plans on her mind. It was then that Chuck, the bait shop owner tries to talk the guys into what's really happening as he figures that instead of going to see Ariel, they'd assume to go ice fishing, sit on an ice cube and kiss up to a bucket of fish bait.
With the men being woken up, each of them attempt to hurry up and fix themselves up to be the first to go and see Ariel, but things changed when Chuck decided to take advantage of the opportunity that the men refuse to take, and go and see Ariel himself and spend some quality time with her.
Both guys couldn't believe on what happened and rushed to the bait shop and find out what Chuck's experiences with Ariel was like. Chuck explained to them that Ariel was a fine woman and awakened him to the fact that he's a man, with hopes and dreams and she made him think about living life to the best. But the men thought that he went to see Ariel and had a romantic relationship.
The fight begins again as both John and Max fight over Ariel and the heat really gets on, as Ariel's latest visit with John had resulted in the best sex he's ever had since October 4, 1978 with his last wife before she passed on. It was then that John decides to break up with Ariel and let Max have him, as his home was going to be confiscated by the IRS and will have no money to support her. Max had a blast with her and felt good, however after an argument in the Bar, John has a heart attack as he goes out to talk to Ariel. Max then has to have a change of heart and assists John to the emergency room to recover from his heart attack, and temporarily stops the fight and helps John with his financial problems, gets his home back, and John then marries Ariel.
In the sequel, John's married life seems to be happy, but he's still at it in fighting with Max.
But it's with the sudden news that after Chuck passed away, his bait shop is closed, which puts both of them to a halt for their one and only shared activity fishing. What's to become of the bait shop? It gets sold and turned into a Restorante, a fine Italian eatery with Mrs. Raghetti spaghetti's daughter as the owner, along with her mom who helps to run the place. Well, this doesn't go well with the guys, as their favorite fishing spot will become private property, and they can't fish there anymore, and have no chance to catch a giant fish they tried to catch for years. Would you believe that these two guys who were enemies have called a truce and did everything they can to prevent the place from opening and getting it closed down. From there, Max develops quite fond of Mrs. Raghetti and wants to schedule a date to see her, but he's nervous. as it's been years since his wife passed away that he attempted to find love again. Well with the argument with John and Mrs. Raghetti, he went down to apologize to her for all the things he's done to close the restaurant. John and Max missed the bait shop and aren't sure where to fish anymore. But his wife had different thoughts as although he went to Raghietti's to apologize, he never came home, and his wife assumed that he cheated on her. It was all cleared up as Raghetti's mom explained that her daughter doesn't want John, as she wants the other man Max.
Max and Raghetti's relationship had gotten off to a rough start, but he got his special night after they went out looking for night crawlers. All seemed to go well, however their wars began again as John's daughter Melanie breaks up the marriage with Max's son Jacob during the Ocktoberfest.
A funny scene comes when John's cat Slick poops on Max's newspaper, and to get back at him, Max goes and adopts a bulldog to get back at what Slick has done to his morning newspaper. The dog chases Slick, but at first he almost steps onto his own poop and meows as he makes a run to get away from Max's bulldog Lucky. The chase goes crazy as it ends up in John's house and Ariel's sculpture of her husband John gets broken. Ariel leaves John until the fight stops, and John goes to Max's house for shelter as his wife kicked him out of his own house. Poor john was freezing and Max gave him a set of matches and told him to light himself on fire to keep warm. So eventually Max let's John in his house, and it's a mess, as he has milk in the fridge that expired past it is date, 3 tv sets on at once and a half eaten sandwich was found in the couch John was sleeping in. Well even after all this romance, John's dad finds love with Raghetti's mother and falls in love with her, but sadly he passes away as he just sat on the couch by the lake. He had a very unusual diet for a 90 year old man as he only had bacon, bacon sandwiches, and he drank beer for his dinner, and wondered if god had forgotten him.
In the end, Raghetti Spaghetti gets married to Max, but before they get to the church, they make one last attempt to catch the giant catfish that John's dad tired to catch for more than 40 years. Amazingly, they both get along and finally manage to catch that fish and argued on who's wall it's going to be mounted onto. John then realized that even though he caught that fish, he decided to let it go in honor and memory of his dad. Max thought he was crazy for what he did, and suddenly realized that Max had to get to the church in a hurry. They both hurried up like crazy, and it looked like the wedding was going to be off. But at the last minute, John and Max get to the church in time of the wedding, while each of them were wearing their rubber fishing boots. During the bridal march, John asks Max if he has the wedding ring, but when he reached into his pocket, instead of the ring, he pulled out a fish. Ariel saw this and was in disbelief. It was during the wedding that Raghetti's mom had said that she's going to have a son in law with a face of a macarel, as she was referring to Max.
The wedding went on and in the end, when Raghetti and Max were in the limo and kissing each other. one of them smelled something stinky, and were they in shock when they saw that his dog Lucky was in the back seat watching them with his doggie smile. And Raghetti's restorante had turned into a restorante and bait shop.
During the outtakes at the end of the movie, it's really funny to hear John's Dad's answer to Raghetti's mom's question on if he's been to Hawaii. The men do forget their lines and it's hilarious . A very funny movie to anyone who's is deciding to find true love, and get informed on what they're in for.
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Baby's Day Out
This is a funny movie that all parents can relate to on how difficult it can be to raise a baby, or at least that's what 3 crooks have learned the hard way after kidnapping a baby and demanding 10 million dollars for the safe return of a mother's baby. Well, this wasn't any ordinary baby, as it was born with a very wealthy and rich family. They really loved their child and took advantage of every opportunity to have their baby photographed and acknowledged in all the media. They hire a professional baby photography company to come to their mansion to photograph their baby. But a gang of crooks find out about the mansion and their millions as well as their little darling baby, whom they plan on kidnapping. It wasn't easy, but to get to the baby, they needed to pose as baby photographers in order to get close enough to the baby to kidnap him. So they captured the original guys scheduled to photo the baby, and took their place. While the eyes of the crooks were on the mansion's goods, the real money was within the baby. So they put their plan into action, by getting the mother to leave the room, so they can be alone, as they grab the baby and make their get away, leaving only a small memo behind demanding millions of dollars from them for the safe return of their baby.
So with the crooks kidnapping the baby, and settling in their hideout in NYC, they already started to experience problems in baby care. You may notice that the leader of the crooks as the voice of Fat Tony from the Simpsons. The other guys knew nothing on caring for a baby and faced tons of problems in diapering and feeding and clothing him. The baby however is more than amused with his all time favorite book titled "Baby's Day Out", as the book tells the exciting adventures a baby has while exploring the big city. Getting inspired by his "Boo-Boo", as he called his book, he decides to go out on an adventure and do the same things and go the same places the baby did in the book. With the baby crawling out of the crooks sight, they do everything they can to try and get the baby back, but it seems like the baby is one crawl ahead of the crooks, as they become accident prone and suffer various dangerous injuries while trying to reach out and get the baby.
You wouldn't believe on where that baby crawls to, and how he manages to outsmart those crooks. He manages to crawl into a lady's shopping bag and gets a ride in a taxi cab, catches a public bus to get to the zoo. The crooks really get aggravated, and jealous as somehow with baby luck, he manages to always get away from them, and they get all the lumps. In one scene, the baby manages to cross a busy street to get to the zoo, and he just sat there about half way, as a huge truck just rolls under him, and the baby doesn't get hurt, but the crooks get their feet run over by huge trucks and almost got run over while frantically crossing the busy street. Meanwhile in the zoo, the crooks search for the baby gets easier, as they follow the baby's crawl tracks to the inside of the monkey house. While in there, they find that their million dollar baby is inside the cage of an 800 pound gorilla, whom has taken him as his own son. It was then that each of the cooks took their caution and attempted to distract the gorilla while they tried to slowly get the baby. But the gorilla was very protective of his new friend, and tossed one of the crooks into a monkey cage across the room, and cause other bodily damages. With the baby deciding to leave, he then takes a stroll into the park, and the crooks finally found their opportunity to grab the kid and walk off, but a few policemen were in the area and questioned the guys about a missing baby.
To prevent suspicion, the boss of the crooks placed the baby into his lap and covered him with their jackets to look innocent. It wasn't easy, as the baby got hold of the crooks lighter and managed to light it up and set fire to the head crooks pants. The heat was rising and it was very difficult to convince the cops that they know nothing about a missing baby. It was then that the baby had managed to crawl out of the crooks grasp, and just when the cops had left the scene, the head crooks front end of his pants burst into flames (which a lot of women would laugh at, but all men would understand the pain he's in), as one of the crooks begins to put out the fire by stomping it out. With all this happening, and the crooks getting severely beaten, while attempting to get the baby, they wonder if it's even worth it. Meanwhile the parents are in frantic search for their lost baby, and miraculously find him, but he refuses to go home without his "Boo-Boo". The poor crooks were inside their apartment with their stolen goods and as the head boss claimed that he will never have kids, I one of them joked that you won't have to worry about having any kids, considering the only tree in your forest has been burnt to a crisp. It was then that not only was the baby after his book, he was also pointing out where the guys who kidnapped him was. In all, they surrendered and tossed the book out the window. It's a movie like this that is comedic, but also a tragedy, and in my opinion.
It looks like the baby really took care of those crooks when he went to the construction site. Amazingly that the workers didn't see him there, and that the baby managed to get around the construction site without getting hurt, especially from hundreds of feet up from the ground.
So with the crooks kidnapping the baby, and settling in their hideout in NYC, they already started to experience problems in baby care. You may notice that the leader of the crooks as the voice of Fat Tony from the Simpsons. The other guys knew nothing on caring for a baby and faced tons of problems in diapering and feeding and clothing him. The baby however is more than amused with his all time favorite book titled "Baby's Day Out", as the book tells the exciting adventures a baby has while exploring the big city. Getting inspired by his "Boo-Boo", as he called his book, he decides to go out on an adventure and do the same things and go the same places the baby did in the book. With the baby crawling out of the crooks sight, they do everything they can to try and get the baby back, but it seems like the baby is one crawl ahead of the crooks, as they become accident prone and suffer various dangerous injuries while trying to reach out and get the baby.
You wouldn't believe on where that baby crawls to, and how he manages to outsmart those crooks. He manages to crawl into a lady's shopping bag and gets a ride in a taxi cab, catches a public bus to get to the zoo. The crooks really get aggravated, and jealous as somehow with baby luck, he manages to always get away from them, and they get all the lumps. In one scene, the baby manages to cross a busy street to get to the zoo, and he just sat there about half way, as a huge truck just rolls under him, and the baby doesn't get hurt, but the crooks get their feet run over by huge trucks and almost got run over while frantically crossing the busy street. Meanwhile in the zoo, the crooks search for the baby gets easier, as they follow the baby's crawl tracks to the inside of the monkey house. While in there, they find that their million dollar baby is inside the cage of an 800 pound gorilla, whom has taken him as his own son. It was then that each of the cooks took their caution and attempted to distract the gorilla while they tried to slowly get the baby. But the gorilla was very protective of his new friend, and tossed one of the crooks into a monkey cage across the room, and cause other bodily damages. With the baby deciding to leave, he then takes a stroll into the park, and the crooks finally found their opportunity to grab the kid and walk off, but a few policemen were in the area and questioned the guys about a missing baby.
To prevent suspicion, the boss of the crooks placed the baby into his lap and covered him with their jackets to look innocent. It wasn't easy, as the baby got hold of the crooks lighter and managed to light it up and set fire to the head crooks pants. The heat was rising and it was very difficult to convince the cops that they know nothing about a missing baby. It was then that the baby had managed to crawl out of the crooks grasp, and just when the cops had left the scene, the head crooks front end of his pants burst into flames (which a lot of women would laugh at, but all men would understand the pain he's in), as one of the crooks begins to put out the fire by stomping it out. With all this happening, and the crooks getting severely beaten, while attempting to get the baby, they wonder if it's even worth it. Meanwhile the parents are in frantic search for their lost baby, and miraculously find him, but he refuses to go home without his "Boo-Boo". The poor crooks were inside their apartment with their stolen goods and as the head boss claimed that he will never have kids, I one of them joked that you won't have to worry about having any kids, considering the only tree in your forest has been burnt to a crisp. It was then that not only was the baby after his book, he was also pointing out where the guys who kidnapped him was. In all, they surrendered and tossed the book out the window. It's a movie like this that is comedic, but also a tragedy, and in my opinion.
It looks like the baby really took care of those crooks when he went to the construction site. Amazingly that the workers didn't see him there, and that the baby managed to get around the construction site without getting hurt, especially from hundreds of feet up from the ground.
Monday, April 8, 2013
The Wizard
it's movies like this that will take a gammer back to the late 1980's when the original NES was the hottest and newest thing on th market. A little kid named Mikey, who was locked in a mental institution, escapes in an attempt to run back home. But with his parents chasing after him, his brother and his girlfriend team up to prevent two guys attempting to capture Mikey for a large cash reward. During the movie, Mikey doesn't talk much, but has an unusal talent for beating video games. At first he didn't have anything much. But while on the run, the kids use Mikey's gaming talents ot win a few cash bets that go out of hand, when the guys they beat catch up with them and beat them up. It was later in the movie that they meat up with a kid named Lucas, who is also a videogame champion and has all 89 NES games, and gives them a demonstration of his top gaming skills with his new Powerglove. He also mentions of a videogame armegadon in California for a chance to win big cash prizes.
Sure Mikey got his first big disappointment from his first loss,but his friends coach him on and encourage him to keep going. The chase continues as the hunt for Mikey continues, but competition is there when another guy does everythig to stop him as he wanted the money too. They journey to California is funded in a Casino as Koruey's friend who drives a huge truck gives them a lift as well as a few hundred bucks from a streak of luck in a gambling casino. While in the Casino, they plan to enter Mikey in the competition and train him in every possible arcade videogame in the area. It made me cry, as the games that were featured. On the side of one of the arcade cabinets in an arcade was the name "Romstar", I betcha that might've been Bubble Bobble as originally is was licensed to release from Japan to the US from Romstar.
Toward the end, the chase comes to Universal Studios where the videogame championships occur, as the two parents attempt to chase down the kids and Mikey all thoughout the park. The videogame armegadon was about to start and Mikey was missing. It looked bad, but an esacape behind the scenes and down an elevator took Mikey and the kids directly to the contest. It was all exciting, even when the guy announed that the contestants will play a game that they've never, ever played before.
"Super Mario Bros 3." This was 1989 when it was brand new. Man does that game ever bring back memories. They had 10 minutes to score as high as they could, and it seemed like Lucas was going to win, but Mikey found the secret warp zone and warped to Giantland and scored big time. The final seconds came down to a close and the competition was fierce and everyone worked up a sweat. Till by the end of the round, Mikey won after getting the star card at the end of the level. 81,000 points.
this was a fun and exciting movie, as gamers who remember the NES can go back to when it was brand new and still the hottest game system around.
Sure Mikey got his first big disappointment from his first loss,but his friends coach him on and encourage him to keep going. The chase continues as the hunt for Mikey continues, but competition is there when another guy does everythig to stop him as he wanted the money too. They journey to California is funded in a Casino as Koruey's friend who drives a huge truck gives them a lift as well as a few hundred bucks from a streak of luck in a gambling casino. While in the Casino, they plan to enter Mikey in the competition and train him in every possible arcade videogame in the area. It made me cry, as the games that were featured. On the side of one of the arcade cabinets in an arcade was the name "Romstar", I betcha that might've been Bubble Bobble as originally is was licensed to release from Japan to the US from Romstar.
Toward the end, the chase comes to Universal Studios where the videogame championships occur, as the two parents attempt to chase down the kids and Mikey all thoughout the park. The videogame armegadon was about to start and Mikey was missing. It looked bad, but an esacape behind the scenes and down an elevator took Mikey and the kids directly to the contest. It was all exciting, even when the guy announed that the contestants will play a game that they've never, ever played before.
"Super Mario Bros 3." This was 1989 when it was brand new. Man does that game ever bring back memories. They had 10 minutes to score as high as they could, and it seemed like Lucas was going to win, but Mikey found the secret warp zone and warped to Giantland and scored big time. The final seconds came down to a close and the competition was fierce and everyone worked up a sweat. Till by the end of the round, Mikey won after getting the star card at the end of the level. 81,000 points.
this was a fun and exciting movie, as gamers who remember the NES can go back to when it was brand new and still the hottest game system around.
Monday, March 25, 2013
Jurassic Park in 3-D
Jurassic Park is one of my all time favorite dino movies. I remember seeing it back 20 years ago in theaters. What a breakthrough for it's time,and showing the possiblity of bringing dinosaurs back from extinction. But is it that simple? News documentries had reported on this movie and it's concept. It just can't be done, as there would be large gaps in the dino DNA, and filling those gaps with frog DNA wouldn't work. Although some biologist and scientists have attempted to do this, so far they managed to somewhat perfect the technique of cloning animals, and perhaps creating their own creatures. They said that it was all matter of flipping the switches within the celular structure or something, as they managed to create some kind of emu bird or something. But with movies, these days, sometimes the sci fi of the technology used in the story, will maybe one day be made into sci-fact.
Yeah, who wouldn't want to have their own real dino as a pet to love and care for their own, that is unless it gets too big and consumes you as it's next meal. Anyway, with Mr. John Hammond's dream and his theme park, it's enough to blow away the imagination of people young and old. I mean walking around a park where live dinosaurs roam once again? Sounds like nothing but trouble. Anyway, with the release of this movie, lots of promotions were held and I remember them all.
The Smithaven Mall had a Dino exhibit, where in the center court, large animatronic dinos moved and roared. There was educational material, and the animatronic T-rex was one of the few dinos you could controll. But I think it was only a half size replica, no wonder why I was able to look directly into his mouth as he roared. There was a promotional thing as free t-shirts were given out at the customer service booth. You just had to show them the coupon from the advertisement and a receipt of $15.00 or more. By the time I got there with the stuff, they ran out of shirts, and gave me a beach towel with the mall logo on it. The last I've seen of those shirts was when an old lady was wearing it and was tickled pink as she walked excitedly with her friends down the mall corridor.
Fast food restaurants had Jurassic park cups, and I managed to get a collection of unopened Jurassic park movie cards with some of them having hologram cards. I also managed to get at a garage sale Jurassic Park 1,2,3, the soft cover movie storybook, and the hard cover movie storybook of We're Back a Dinosaur's Story, which debuted in theaters at the same time Jurassic park was in theaters. (still have a major crush on Elsa the female pteradactyl.) When I got Jurassic Park on VHS back in the 1990's, my mom had asked me lots of times if she could borrow it to watch it. I even remember that my older sister and my mom both got excited when I showed them the JP movie story books I got.
Now as for the characters, I felt sorry for Dr. Grant and his wife Mrs. Ellie Statler as they both went to JP as it was right up their alley, but little did they realize that Mr. John Hammon'd dream was their worst nightmare as they almost got gobbled up alive, and looked after Mr. Hammond's grankids as well. I always thought that Dr. Grant looked a little like the original Indiana Jones, and Mr. John Hammond somehow reminds me of the image of the Kernal from KFC, or the Frugal Gourmet guy. Now for Ian Malcom, and all his theorys of Chaos and life, he does prove his point as life will always find a way, as everything is constantly changing and if you interfear with the natural ways of life, you will have Chaos and things will be out of controll. You can't supress and controll something that's been living 65 million years ago, it will act as it did back then and even now if you brought it back to life.
I do love dinosaurs, and have seen the Walking with Dinosaur's Live, been to the Natural History Museum, the Dinosaur Walk Museum. And have been harshly critisized with my thoughts of Pterasurs being dinosaurs. They've all corrected me and told me I was wrong, however it's true that dinosaurs evolved into birds, and you can't miss the evidence that pterasaurs had bones that were strong and hallow, just like birds. And they built nests in hight places, just like birds do, and you can't miss the image of the beak and bird-like appearance of them. But to me dino facts aren't etched in stone, as there's still lots more to figure out. Sure the basics can be known on if it was a carnivore, herbavore, what it ate, etc. But not everything is known about dinosaurs as new discoveries are made, which changes the dino facts all the time.
So even if the pros say what it is and it's a fact, I tend to think a little differently about it and have my own opinion, and I guess that's what starts alot of arguments and fights.
So with this I leave a dumb joke. I look forward to seeing Jurassic Park in 3-D in theaters, however, I won't go back without Allo and the Dinosaucers, as I may be able to go in and get out alive and in one piece, as long as the Tyrannos don't attenpt to take controll over the park and the dinos.
Yeah, who wouldn't want to have their own real dino as a pet to love and care for their own, that is unless it gets too big and consumes you as it's next meal. Anyway, with Mr. John Hammond's dream and his theme park, it's enough to blow away the imagination of people young and old. I mean walking around a park where live dinosaurs roam once again? Sounds like nothing but trouble. Anyway, with the release of this movie, lots of promotions were held and I remember them all.
The Smithaven Mall had a Dino exhibit, where in the center court, large animatronic dinos moved and roared. There was educational material, and the animatronic T-rex was one of the few dinos you could controll. But I think it was only a half size replica, no wonder why I was able to look directly into his mouth as he roared. There was a promotional thing as free t-shirts were given out at the customer service booth. You just had to show them the coupon from the advertisement and a receipt of $15.00 or more. By the time I got there with the stuff, they ran out of shirts, and gave me a beach towel with the mall logo on it. The last I've seen of those shirts was when an old lady was wearing it and was tickled pink as she walked excitedly with her friends down the mall corridor.
Fast food restaurants had Jurassic park cups, and I managed to get a collection of unopened Jurassic park movie cards with some of them having hologram cards. I also managed to get at a garage sale Jurassic Park 1,2,3, the soft cover movie storybook, and the hard cover movie storybook of We're Back a Dinosaur's Story, which debuted in theaters at the same time Jurassic park was in theaters. (still have a major crush on Elsa the female pteradactyl.) When I got Jurassic Park on VHS back in the 1990's, my mom had asked me lots of times if she could borrow it to watch it. I even remember that my older sister and my mom both got excited when I showed them the JP movie story books I got.
Now as for the characters, I felt sorry for Dr. Grant and his wife Mrs. Ellie Statler as they both went to JP as it was right up their alley, but little did they realize that Mr. John Hammon'd dream was their worst nightmare as they almost got gobbled up alive, and looked after Mr. Hammond's grankids as well. I always thought that Dr. Grant looked a little like the original Indiana Jones, and Mr. John Hammond somehow reminds me of the image of the Kernal from KFC, or the Frugal Gourmet guy. Now for Ian Malcom, and all his theorys of Chaos and life, he does prove his point as life will always find a way, as everything is constantly changing and if you interfear with the natural ways of life, you will have Chaos and things will be out of controll. You can't supress and controll something that's been living 65 million years ago, it will act as it did back then and even now if you brought it back to life.
I do love dinosaurs, and have seen the Walking with Dinosaur's Live, been to the Natural History Museum, the Dinosaur Walk Museum. And have been harshly critisized with my thoughts of Pterasurs being dinosaurs. They've all corrected me and told me I was wrong, however it's true that dinosaurs evolved into birds, and you can't miss the evidence that pterasaurs had bones that were strong and hallow, just like birds. And they built nests in hight places, just like birds do, and you can't miss the image of the beak and bird-like appearance of them. But to me dino facts aren't etched in stone, as there's still lots more to figure out. Sure the basics can be known on if it was a carnivore, herbavore, what it ate, etc. But not everything is known about dinosaurs as new discoveries are made, which changes the dino facts all the time.
So even if the pros say what it is and it's a fact, I tend to think a little differently about it and have my own opinion, and I guess that's what starts alot of arguments and fights.
So with this I leave a dumb joke. I look forward to seeing Jurassic Park in 3-D in theaters, however, I won't go back without Allo and the Dinosaucers, as I may be able to go in and get out alive and in one piece, as long as the Tyrannos don't attenpt to take controll over the park and the dinos.
Sunday, August 19, 2012
Animalympics
This is one animated movie that I've always enjoyed watching, though it was aired a few times on HBO every 4 years to celebrate the olympics. Mr. Lisberg, and a whole team of animators had animated this movie originally in parts back in the 1970's, to air on NBC, whenever they did news reports on sports. If you noticed that the movie has some dazzling lazer-like effects, which Mr. Lisberg had animated himself and were not done on a computer. Then in 1979, roughly Mr. Lisberg had decided to clip together all his animated segments on the olympics and decided to call it Animalympics. Back then, it wasn't shown in theaters as there was some conflict with Moscow, and the movie involves olympics events around that area. Anyway, all of the characers and athletes are all animal characters, but some are a character of famous sports announcers, athletes, etc, which I found enjoyable, once I was able to get the idea on the personality that animal. With the assistance of voice talents like Gilda Radner, Harry Shear, Billy Crystal, they came up with some of the most memorable voices for all of the characters.
You're given a tour and all the news on this olympic event at ZOO tv station by a turtle named Mr. Henry Hubble. During the movie, he gives the news reports on the spefic event and comments on how the athlete has done in the event. Mr. Henry Hubble is assisted with famous reports like a female ostrtich named Ms. Barbra Warblers, who reports the progress on the main event of a marathon run, and two individual animals of Ms. Kit Mambo, who is a female Cougar or tiger, and Mr. Rene Formage a male goat, all very athletic and have one thing on their mind of crossing the finish line and receiving the gold. Various other sporting events are shown like Figure skating where a famous female Flamingo named Ms. Dorie Tourrnel, puts on a wonderful and dazzling ice skating act, which wins her the gold and she becomes very, very happy upon receiving it and cries up a storm. Other famous reporters like Mr. Keen Hacksaw, a bulldog who reports the more athletic events of gymnastics, Ms. Brenda Springer, a female poodle, who reports on the more frigid events of skiing and slopes. There's tons of action and laughs as each of the challengers and competitors do their best in attempting to win the gold. Most of the teams are Eurasia, US. and Moscow, but with the various accents heard as some of the athletes spoke, it's difficult to tell where they were from.
I thought it was creative that each of the animals were given a human-like appearace, while maintaining their animal appearance. It's one of those movies that inspires you to achieve your goals in life, even if it's not athletic. Throughout the movie, famous singer Mr. Goldman had sung many songs that are memorable, as they remind the athletes to keep going and go for the gold, even since you've been struggling all your life and spent years training for this big olympic event. It's either now or never, and go and win the gold. One song he sung that got me thinking was when Mr. Rene Formage is dreaming he's in France running and training and the song
is sung that illustrated Rene's training and his obsession on running and running, but not taking the time out to find your love. Turns out that the race between Mr. Rene and Mrs. Kit Mambo had gone in hand to hand instead of head to head, as they fell in love with each other and finished the race together. This brought the whole event upside down. Mrs. Barbra had interviewed each of the trainers for Kit and Rene. After Kit Mambo's coach commented on Kit's progress on the race, Rene's coach thought that Kit was cheating and wanted to call for blood tests, as he heard rumors of Kit Mambo using "Cat Nip". for the reason why Kit had the ability to run that race without stopping.
Yes, the movie was made in the 1970's, so there's a ton of references of the 1970's as well as the female characters looking more womanly and sexy in their outfits. Love and sex was big in the 1970's, and I think that the movie put it greatly, as I remember that being a kid in the 70's. Some of the jokes in the movie will make you roll your eyes and maybe make you laugh or feel offensive. Within one of the later events of Boxing, a sports announcer of Mr. Don Turkel interviews famous boxer Mr. Joey Gongalong, who talks like famous boxer Mr. Muhamid Ali. He fights against a giant bull, which was a really short fight, as Mr. Gongalong knocked him out very quickly. Now in terms of attempting to win the gold, and all the years it took for these athletes to train to win it, some of them can't afford to lose, and will do anything, including cheating. In one event of Fencing, a famoust fencer named Mr. Count Bourdeux, who is a warthog, was desperate to prove his power and really wanted to win the gold. His last competitor Mr. Duke Travis, a flying squirrel was the last hope in defeating the Count. So during the battle, he cheated by stomping his foot to hold down Duke's tail so he couldn't get up, and was given the foil tip to win the match. It looked like the Count was about to receive the gold medal, when suddenly, an unexpected last minute challenger had entered. It was the famous Contessa, who was a female red-tailed hawk, who planned to teach the Count a lesson in cheating. She came swooping down and the battle began. It looked like the Contessa was going to beat the Count, but since the Count didn't want to lose, he pushed her to the floor, and began to make his move by runnig to her and giving her the foil.
However, the Contessa had other plans, as while on the floor, just as the Count came to her, she then used her feet to flip the Count into the air and against the wall. While cornered, the Contessa used her foil to whack the Count's foil right out of his hand before he could pick it up. The really funny part was toward the end as the Contessa begins to point her foil tip and spinning it around to the Count's big belly, he attempts one final defense by bringing his bulge up hoping she would miss. But "Bzzzzz" The Contessa defeats the Count and taught him a serious lesson on cheating. And just before she left, Duke Travis tosses the gold to the Contessa, and she claims it on ther foil and smile in victory. When it comes to being athletic and attempting to win the gold, there's no room for cheaters.
Back then, I was hoping for the movie to be availble on VHS (before DVD), and looked in video stores for it. No such luck. In terms of merchandising, I once saw a board game of Animalympics with all the characters on it, but the front box had the message saying that this is not related to the movie, blah blah. I saw it only once, and I guess it was taken away for infringing. However, In 1994, after all these years, I was in Walmart, and suddenly saw the movie available on VHS for the first time. With a colorful cover featuring the characters of the movie, I looked at it and to my surprise, it was released by a video company of UAV gold. What?! I knew that Lisberger made the movie, and wondered if they bought the rights or just decided to put it on the market. So at the time, I bought it to bring back the memories. It was good, but after many years, I tore up the VHS as I figured that it was a ripoff, plus I was then switching to DVD. So far, I've noticed that there's a DVD version being sold on EBAy but it's not in English. I'll wait if I have to, and maybe someday it will be available on DVD or digital download in Itunes. From what I understand, Warner Bros, now has the rights to that movie, so it will be up to them what they decide.
The only other authorized merchandise I have purchased was an out of print book of the guide to the olympics featuring the movie Animalympics. all the illustrations were perfect scenes of the movie as each of the events were described and explained. It's a great momentum. I think it would've been fun to see this movie in the theaters, as it would've been fun to hear the people's response to the movie with laughs, gasps, groans, and perhaps a bunch of whistles for the female athletes and characters. I would've whistled big time for the Contessa, as I still think that she's sexy and good looking. Postively a great movie, and all of the characters are great too.
You're given a tour and all the news on this olympic event at ZOO tv station by a turtle named Mr. Henry Hubble. During the movie, he gives the news reports on the spefic event and comments on how the athlete has done in the event. Mr. Henry Hubble is assisted with famous reports like a female ostrtich named Ms. Barbra Warblers, who reports the progress on the main event of a marathon run, and two individual animals of Ms. Kit Mambo, who is a female Cougar or tiger, and Mr. Rene Formage a male goat, all very athletic and have one thing on their mind of crossing the finish line and receiving the gold. Various other sporting events are shown like Figure skating where a famous female Flamingo named Ms. Dorie Tourrnel, puts on a wonderful and dazzling ice skating act, which wins her the gold and she becomes very, very happy upon receiving it and cries up a storm. Other famous reporters like Mr. Keen Hacksaw, a bulldog who reports the more athletic events of gymnastics, Ms. Brenda Springer, a female poodle, who reports on the more frigid events of skiing and slopes. There's tons of action and laughs as each of the challengers and competitors do their best in attempting to win the gold. Most of the teams are Eurasia, US. and Moscow, but with the various accents heard as some of the athletes spoke, it's difficult to tell where they were from.
I thought it was creative that each of the animals were given a human-like appearace, while maintaining their animal appearance. It's one of those movies that inspires you to achieve your goals in life, even if it's not athletic. Throughout the movie, famous singer Mr. Goldman had sung many songs that are memorable, as they remind the athletes to keep going and go for the gold, even since you've been struggling all your life and spent years training for this big olympic event. It's either now or never, and go and win the gold. One song he sung that got me thinking was when Mr. Rene Formage is dreaming he's in France running and training and the song
is sung that illustrated Rene's training and his obsession on running and running, but not taking the time out to find your love. Turns out that the race between Mr. Rene and Mrs. Kit Mambo had gone in hand to hand instead of head to head, as they fell in love with each other and finished the race together. This brought the whole event upside down. Mrs. Barbra had interviewed each of the trainers for Kit and Rene. After Kit Mambo's coach commented on Kit's progress on the race, Rene's coach thought that Kit was cheating and wanted to call for blood tests, as he heard rumors of Kit Mambo using "Cat Nip". for the reason why Kit had the ability to run that race without stopping.
Yes, the movie was made in the 1970's, so there's a ton of references of the 1970's as well as the female characters looking more womanly and sexy in their outfits. Love and sex was big in the 1970's, and I think that the movie put it greatly, as I remember that being a kid in the 70's. Some of the jokes in the movie will make you roll your eyes and maybe make you laugh or feel offensive. Within one of the later events of Boxing, a sports announcer of Mr. Don Turkel interviews famous boxer Mr. Joey Gongalong, who talks like famous boxer Mr. Muhamid Ali. He fights against a giant bull, which was a really short fight, as Mr. Gongalong knocked him out very quickly. Now in terms of attempting to win the gold, and all the years it took for these athletes to train to win it, some of them can't afford to lose, and will do anything, including cheating. In one event of Fencing, a famoust fencer named Mr. Count Bourdeux, who is a warthog, was desperate to prove his power and really wanted to win the gold. His last competitor Mr. Duke Travis, a flying squirrel was the last hope in defeating the Count. So during the battle, he cheated by stomping his foot to hold down Duke's tail so he couldn't get up, and was given the foil tip to win the match. It looked like the Count was about to receive the gold medal, when suddenly, an unexpected last minute challenger had entered. It was the famous Contessa, who was a female red-tailed hawk, who planned to teach the Count a lesson in cheating. She came swooping down and the battle began. It looked like the Contessa was going to beat the Count, but since the Count didn't want to lose, he pushed her to the floor, and began to make his move by runnig to her and giving her the foil.
However, the Contessa had other plans, as while on the floor, just as the Count came to her, she then used her feet to flip the Count into the air and against the wall. While cornered, the Contessa used her foil to whack the Count's foil right out of his hand before he could pick it up. The really funny part was toward the end as the Contessa begins to point her foil tip and spinning it around to the Count's big belly, he attempts one final defense by bringing his bulge up hoping she would miss. But "Bzzzzz" The Contessa defeats the Count and taught him a serious lesson on cheating. And just before she left, Duke Travis tosses the gold to the Contessa, and she claims it on ther foil and smile in victory. When it comes to being athletic and attempting to win the gold, there's no room for cheaters.
Back then, I was hoping for the movie to be availble on VHS (before DVD), and looked in video stores for it. No such luck. In terms of merchandising, I once saw a board game of Animalympics with all the characters on it, but the front box had the message saying that this is not related to the movie, blah blah. I saw it only once, and I guess it was taken away for infringing. However, In 1994, after all these years, I was in Walmart, and suddenly saw the movie available on VHS for the first time. With a colorful cover featuring the characters of the movie, I looked at it and to my surprise, it was released by a video company of UAV gold. What?! I knew that Lisberger made the movie, and wondered if they bought the rights or just decided to put it on the market. So at the time, I bought it to bring back the memories. It was good, but after many years, I tore up the VHS as I figured that it was a ripoff, plus I was then switching to DVD. So far, I've noticed that there's a DVD version being sold on EBAy but it's not in English. I'll wait if I have to, and maybe someday it will be available on DVD or digital download in Itunes. From what I understand, Warner Bros, now has the rights to that movie, so it will be up to them what they decide.
The only other authorized merchandise I have purchased was an out of print book of the guide to the olympics featuring the movie Animalympics. all the illustrations were perfect scenes of the movie as each of the events were described and explained. It's a great momentum. I think it would've been fun to see this movie in the theaters, as it would've been fun to hear the people's response to the movie with laughs, gasps, groans, and perhaps a bunch of whistles for the female athletes and characters. I would've whistled big time for the Contessa, as I still think that she's sexy and good looking. Postively a great movie, and all of the characters are great too.
Monday, July 25, 2011
Porky's
From what I understand, the movie is to reflect the 1950's , but it was made in 1981. I was a little young to watch this movie, but from what I heard that when this movie first aired in theaters, the men were laughing very hard, rolling up and down the isles with their faces red and tears coming out of their eyes, as it was that funny. I saw this reciently, but I wasn't laughing much as I was born in the 1970's, but I understand the whole movie. From a a few sex crazed male teenagers looking for some sex, and pleasure, they attempt to go to a classic strip joint named Porky's. You need an id in order to get in, but that didn't stop the guys from trying, however Mr. Porky who owns the joint managed to throw the kids out with serious injuries as a result of fighing off Porky. So they plan to get back at Porky one way or another, but the revenge was short lived as they made little progress.
In the meantime the teens attempt a few pranks to try and get in on the action of a few girls they liked. One prank involved the guys peeking into the girl's shower in the girls locker room from behind a wall with a hole in it. However it all backfires when Mrs. Balbricker discovers who is behind, the prank and attempts to grab hold of one of the boy's "Tallywacker". in an attempt to get a girl. Mrs. Balbricker fails the plot by sneaking over and manages to grab hold of the guy's "Tallywacker". The boys then make a getaway, howerer Mrs. Balbricker had sent them all to the Principals Office. She explains the situation and comes up with a plan to finally get the guy who did the prank. While this is being explained the boys try to hold back their laughter. Finally one of the guys suggested that they should call the police and have them send over one of their sketch artists, and Mrs. Balbricker could give a description, then wanted posters would be placed all over the school. Could you imagine the horror if a cash reward was offered for the capture of the "Tallywacker" dead or alive, all the girls in the school would go crazy, and no boy would be safe.
I remember that this scene was parodied from The Man Show that used to air on Comedy Central. Just like the movie, the 2 man show guys were behind the showers, and trying to get the attention of the girls who were showering. Just then, one of the guys places his "Tallywhacker" in the hole scaring off the girls. However when Ms. Balbricker saw this, she slowly ran over to it and grabbed it and yanked and pulled at it. Then the scene was extended as she pulled, and pulled, it got larger and longer. Still grabbing and tugging it, she takes it out of the locker room, out of the school, down the block, just missing a thorny bush and then ties the front end to the back of her car. While the poor man is suffering all this, Ms. Balbricker starts her car to give it a good yank, but a little crow see it and thinks it's a worm and pecks it. Finally just as Ms. Balbricker reves her car into hight gear and moves on, that really long "Tallywacker" retracts knocking the man to the floor with a huge pile of his extended "Tallywacker" looking like a pile of garden hose, he slowly picked it all up and walked away.
One memorable scene was when the coach takes a girl nicknamed "Lassie" into the boys locker room for some loving. When they were alone, she suddenly got turned on by the scent of stinky boy's socks, shorts, shirts, etc. and just jumped onto the coach in excitement and started to have an orgasam. While she was having her orgasm, she made howling noises which was heard all through the gym, and the two guy coaches were laughing up a storm, one coach hid behind the large matt while laughing, and he had a strange laugh. When it was over, the coach returned and mentioned that he had the runs and it hurt, and that's why he was howling.
It was like that throughout the movie, with funny scenes, especially when at night one of the guys was running down the dark street naked. They did finally got back at Porky's by tearing down his place by pulling on the wooden beams that supported it, and blowing up the bridge so they can't chase after him. I'll never understand the humor of it all, but once again it was before my time, but it was an interesting movie.
In the meantime the teens attempt a few pranks to try and get in on the action of a few girls they liked. One prank involved the guys peeking into the girl's shower in the girls locker room from behind a wall with a hole in it. However it all backfires when Mrs. Balbricker discovers who is behind, the prank and attempts to grab hold of one of the boy's "Tallywacker". in an attempt to get a girl. Mrs. Balbricker fails the plot by sneaking over and manages to grab hold of the guy's "Tallywacker". The boys then make a getaway, howerer Mrs. Balbricker had sent them all to the Principals Office. She explains the situation and comes up with a plan to finally get the guy who did the prank. While this is being explained the boys try to hold back their laughter. Finally one of the guys suggested that they should call the police and have them send over one of their sketch artists, and Mrs. Balbricker could give a description, then wanted posters would be placed all over the school. Could you imagine the horror if a cash reward was offered for the capture of the "Tallywacker" dead or alive, all the girls in the school would go crazy, and no boy would be safe.
I remember that this scene was parodied from The Man Show that used to air on Comedy Central. Just like the movie, the 2 man show guys were behind the showers, and trying to get the attention of the girls who were showering. Just then, one of the guys places his "Tallywhacker" in the hole scaring off the girls. However when Ms. Balbricker saw this, she slowly ran over to it and grabbed it and yanked and pulled at it. Then the scene was extended as she pulled, and pulled, it got larger and longer. Still grabbing and tugging it, she takes it out of the locker room, out of the school, down the block, just missing a thorny bush and then ties the front end to the back of her car. While the poor man is suffering all this, Ms. Balbricker starts her car to give it a good yank, but a little crow see it and thinks it's a worm and pecks it. Finally just as Ms. Balbricker reves her car into hight gear and moves on, that really long "Tallywacker" retracts knocking the man to the floor with a huge pile of his extended "Tallywacker" looking like a pile of garden hose, he slowly picked it all up and walked away.
One memorable scene was when the coach takes a girl nicknamed "Lassie" into the boys locker room for some loving. When they were alone, she suddenly got turned on by the scent of stinky boy's socks, shorts, shirts, etc. and just jumped onto the coach in excitement and started to have an orgasam. While she was having her orgasm, she made howling noises which was heard all through the gym, and the two guy coaches were laughing up a storm, one coach hid behind the large matt while laughing, and he had a strange laugh. When it was over, the coach returned and mentioned that he had the runs and it hurt, and that's why he was howling.
It was like that throughout the movie, with funny scenes, especially when at night one of the guys was running down the dark street naked. They did finally got back at Porky's by tearing down his place by pulling on the wooden beams that supported it, and blowing up the bridge so they can't chase after him. I'll never understand the humor of it all, but once again it was before my time, but it was an interesting movie.
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