Monday, July 25, 2011

Porky's

From what I understand, the movie is to reflect the 1950's , but it was made in 1981. I was a little young to watch this movie, but from what I heard that when this movie first aired in theaters, the men were laughing very hard, rolling up and down the isles with their faces red and tears coming out of their eyes, as it was  that funny. I saw this reciently, but I wasn't laughing much as I was born in the 1970's, but I understand the whole movie. From a a few sex crazed male teenagers looking for some sex, and pleasure, they attempt to go to a classic strip joint named Porky's. You need an id in order to get in, but that didn't stop the guys from trying, however Mr. Porky who owns the joint managed to throw the kids out with serious injuries as a result of fighing off Porky. So they plan to get back at Porky one way or another, but the revenge was short lived as they made little progress.
                  In the meantime the teens attempt a few pranks to try and get in on the action of a few girls they liked. One prank involved the guys peeking into the girl's shower in the girls locker room from behind a wall with a hole in it. However it all backfires when Mrs. Balbricker discovers who is behind, the prank and attempts to grab hold of one of the  boy's "Tallywacker". in an attempt to get a girl. Mrs. Balbricker fails the plot by sneaking over and manages to grab hold of the guy's "Tallywacker". The boys then make a getaway, howerer Mrs. Balbricker had sent them all to the Principals Office.  She explains the situation and comes up with a plan to finally get the guy who did the prank. While this is being explained the boys try to hold back their laughter. Finally one of the guys suggested that they should call the police and have them send over one of their sketch artists, and Mrs. Balbricker could give a description, then wanted posters would be placed all over the school. Could you imagine the horror if a cash reward was offered for the capture of the "Tallywacker" dead or alive, all the girls in the school would go crazy, and no boy would be safe.
               I  remember that this scene was parodied from The Man Show that used to air on Comedy Central. Just like the movie, the 2 man show guys were behind the showers, and trying to get the attention of the girls who were showering. Just then, one of the guys places his "Tallywhacker" in the hole scaring off the girls. However when Ms. Balbricker saw this, she slowly ran over to it and grabbed it and yanked and pulled at it. Then the scene was extended as she pulled, and pulled, it got larger and longer. Still grabbing and tugging it, she takes it out of the locker room, out of the school, down the block, just missing a thorny bush and then ties the front end to the back of her car. While the poor man is suffering all this, Ms. Balbricker starts her car to give it a good yank, but a little crow see it and thinks it's a worm and pecks it. Finally just as Ms. Balbricker reves her car into hight gear and moves on, that really long "Tallywacker" retracts knocking the man to the floor with a huge pile of his extended "Tallywacker"  looking like a pile of garden hose, he slowly picked it all up and walked away.      
       One memorable scene was when the coach takes a girl nicknamed "Lassie" into the boys locker room for some loving. When they were alone, she suddenly got turned on by the scent of stinky boy's socks, shorts, shirts, etc. and just jumped onto the coach in excitement and started to have an orgasam. While she was having her orgasm, she made howling noises which was heard all through the gym, and the two guy coaches were laughing up a storm, one coach hid behind the large matt while laughing, and he had a strange laugh. When it was over, the coach returned and mentioned that he had the runs and it hurt, and that's why he was howling.
It was like that  throughout the movie, with funny scenes, especially when at night one of the guys was running down the dark street naked. They did finally got back at Porky's by tearing down his place by pulling on the wooden beams that supported it, and blowing up the bridge so they can't chase after him. I'll never understand the humor of it all, but once again it was before my time, but it was an interesting movie.

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