From what I understand, the movie is to reflect the 1950's , but it was made in 1981. I was a little young to watch this movie, but from what I heard that when this movie first aired in theaters, the men were laughing very hard, rolling up and down the isles with their faces red and tears coming out of their eyes, as it was that funny. I saw this reciently, but I wasn't laughing much as I was born in the 1970's, but I understand the whole movie. From a a few sex crazed male teenagers looking for some sex, and pleasure, they attempt to go to a classic strip joint named Porky's. You need an id in order to get in, but that didn't stop the guys from trying, however Mr. Porky who owns the joint managed to throw the kids out with serious injuries as a result of fighing off Porky. So they plan to get back at Porky one way or another, but the revenge was short lived as they made little progress.
In the meantime the teens attempt a few pranks to try and get in on the action of a few girls they liked. One prank involved the guys peeking into the girl's shower in the girls locker room from behind a wall with a hole in it. However it all backfires when Mrs. Balbricker discovers who is behind, the prank and attempts to grab hold of one of the boy's "Tallywacker". in an attempt to get a girl. Mrs. Balbricker fails the plot by sneaking over and manages to grab hold of the guy's "Tallywacker". The boys then make a getaway, howerer Mrs. Balbricker had sent them all to the Principals Office. She explains the situation and comes up with a plan to finally get the guy who did the prank. While this is being explained the boys try to hold back their laughter. Finally one of the guys suggested that they should call the police and have them send over one of their sketch artists, and Mrs. Balbricker could give a description, then wanted posters would be placed all over the school. Could you imagine the horror if a cash reward was offered for the capture of the "Tallywacker" dead or alive, all the girls in the school would go crazy, and no boy would be safe.
I remember that this scene was parodied from The Man Show that used to air on Comedy Central. Just like the movie, the 2 man show guys were behind the showers, and trying to get the attention of the girls who were showering. Just then, one of the guys places his "Tallywhacker" in the hole scaring off the girls. However when Ms. Balbricker saw this, she slowly ran over to it and grabbed it and yanked and pulled at it. Then the scene was extended as she pulled, and pulled, it got larger and longer. Still grabbing and tugging it, she takes it out of the locker room, out of the school, down the block, just missing a thorny bush and then ties the front end to the back of her car. While the poor man is suffering all this, Ms. Balbricker starts her car to give it a good yank, but a little crow see it and thinks it's a worm and pecks it. Finally just as Ms. Balbricker reves her car into hight gear and moves on, that really long "Tallywacker" retracts knocking the man to the floor with a huge pile of his extended "Tallywacker" looking like a pile of garden hose, he slowly picked it all up and walked away.
One memorable scene was when the coach takes a girl nicknamed "Lassie" into the boys locker room for some loving. When they were alone, she suddenly got turned on by the scent of stinky boy's socks, shorts, shirts, etc. and just jumped onto the coach in excitement and started to have an orgasam. While she was having her orgasm, she made howling noises which was heard all through the gym, and the two guy coaches were laughing up a storm, one coach hid behind the large matt while laughing, and he had a strange laugh. When it was over, the coach returned and mentioned that he had the runs and it hurt, and that's why he was howling.
It was like that throughout the movie, with funny scenes, especially when at night one of the guys was running down the dark street naked. They did finally got back at Porky's by tearing down his place by pulling on the wooden beams that supported it, and blowing up the bridge so they can't chase after him. I'll never understand the humor of it all, but once again it was before my time, but it was an interesting movie.
Monday, July 25, 2011
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Animals are the most beautiful people
I remeber seeing this on HBO back in the 1980's. The movie itself was made in the 1970's, but it's a fun and educational movie with a great musical soundtrack. Like most animal movies, it documents the many different animals that live in the harshness heat of the deserts of the Savana in Africa. Apparently, within the death wasteland, there are animals that make living there. Snakes, birds, insects, and animals of all kinds. Each of them has a very tricky way to survive and hunt for food, as they often camouflage themselves in the sand and wait for their meal. A snake hides himself in the sand and waits for a Gecko lizard to come by, but they are fast runners and get away easily. So the snake uses it's tail to stick up in the sand to look like a blade of grass. An ant comes by to eat it, and the Gecko comes to get the ant, and the snake gobbles up the Gecko lizard quick as a wink.
I find that although it rains only every few years in the desert, the one day when it finally rains, the rivers flood from the mountains flooding the whole area. Animals must find ways to defend themselves from preditors, and there's a beetle that defends itself when threatened by squirting a stinging liquid from it's behind straight into their eyes, and that's what happened to a group of Meerkats that got curious of this beetle. Now here's a funny part, there's a little paradise area where few animals know about, and it has everything they can ever need, and no preditors are there to attack them. It's all paradise and easy living, but sometimes the animals get bored and lazy. However during the summer, the trees start to grow fruits. Now there is this one kind of fruit that's very sweet tasting to the animals,but it's very hard to get to. So the elephants shake the fruit from the trees, and the animals get it from the ground. However after the animals eat this fruit, sometimes it get potent in their bellies and kind of gives them a wobbly feeling and they start to act like they are drunk. Babboons start running and bumping into things, others begam to stumble or can't even walk straight. I remember laughing at that.
When animals build their homes in the desert, some like the warthog builds his home in the ground and with his newly mate, she makes changes to his home, making it difficult for him to adjust.
With all the birds that live there, there's giant nest that house hundreds of other birds, kind of like a huge apartment complex. They come in all different styles and shapes. Some of these huge homes have been there for 100 years, and sometimes a huge fire burns it to a crisp within seconds, as a result of the dry grass and hot weather. Although one weaver bird tries to impress his mate from a nest he built by tieing two branches together with straw and forms it into a cacoon like structure with a hole for getting in. Unfortunately, his mate didn't approve of it and she untied it. And he had to start all over again, which was very tricky for him.
Finding food was often difficult for a badger, as he was young. He will life rocks and check out every nook and cranny for just about anything he can eat. But he was having problems in finding something to eat. Luckily he had a fairy god mother in a form of a bird, that gets his attention to follow him to food. It was a bee's nest, where he can get sweet delicious honey. The bee stings didn't affect him, as his whole body was strong, however his only senitve spot was the tip of his nose. He finally manages to grab a chunk of honeycome and eats his share and leaves the rest for the bird.
It's cool to see how they managed to time the classical music to the animals dancing when they finally got rain and life was flourishng. Even the animals began mating once again.
Now besides animals, there are bushmen that live there, and although they live in families, they teach their kids all about the animals and life by using a language of sounds and sign language to describe the many animals they will encounter. Now there was a scene of a bushman with an arrow made of basic material from around him used to hunt for food. Now he saw a great target of zebras to hunt down for food, unfortunately his only problem is with a bird that warns the animals of the hunter by saying "Goaway" so they can run to safety. This is called the goaway bird. This goes on for a little while, untill the frustrated bushman decided to shoot the bird and cook him for his meal. Now since water is very scarse in the desert, the bushmen have ways to find water by digging up roots in the ground and shaving them down and squeezing the water from them. But a very ingenious and cruel way to find water goes as the following. Since the Baboons live there, they know of secret places to get their water supplies and they prefer to keep it a secret from other animals.
So the bushman brainwashes the baboon, buy setting a trap by placing seeds in a hole in a rock. Then the babbon gets his hand caught as his hand is full of seeds and he can't get it out. The bushman captures the baboon and ties him to a tree and gives him salt to eat. Baboons find salt a delecasy and very rare, and soon, he's going to be one thirsty baboon. To make matters worse, the bushman makes a fire to make things hotter for the monkey. All that's on the mind of the monkey is to go to his secret water hideout, but he's all tied up and dying of thirst. So this goes on till the next day, when the bushman releases the monkey, and he dashes to his water hideout and the bushman follows him. It's sneaky and cruel, bu with a hot and deatly climate like the desert, you need water and you gotta find it to live. The bushman had adapted to the harsh life of the desert and need to drink very little water. It's a great and entertaining movie and it's funny too.
I find that although it rains only every few years in the desert, the one day when it finally rains, the rivers flood from the mountains flooding the whole area. Animals must find ways to defend themselves from preditors, and there's a beetle that defends itself when threatened by squirting a stinging liquid from it's behind straight into their eyes, and that's what happened to a group of Meerkats that got curious of this beetle. Now here's a funny part, there's a little paradise area where few animals know about, and it has everything they can ever need, and no preditors are there to attack them. It's all paradise and easy living, but sometimes the animals get bored and lazy. However during the summer, the trees start to grow fruits. Now there is this one kind of fruit that's very sweet tasting to the animals,but it's very hard to get to. So the elephants shake the fruit from the trees, and the animals get it from the ground. However after the animals eat this fruit, sometimes it get potent in their bellies and kind of gives them a wobbly feeling and they start to act like they are drunk. Babboons start running and bumping into things, others begam to stumble or can't even walk straight. I remember laughing at that.
When animals build their homes in the desert, some like the warthog builds his home in the ground and with his newly mate, she makes changes to his home, making it difficult for him to adjust.
With all the birds that live there, there's giant nest that house hundreds of other birds, kind of like a huge apartment complex. They come in all different styles and shapes. Some of these huge homes have been there for 100 years, and sometimes a huge fire burns it to a crisp within seconds, as a result of the dry grass and hot weather. Although one weaver bird tries to impress his mate from a nest he built by tieing two branches together with straw and forms it into a cacoon like structure with a hole for getting in. Unfortunately, his mate didn't approve of it and she untied it. And he had to start all over again, which was very tricky for him.
Finding food was often difficult for a badger, as he was young. He will life rocks and check out every nook and cranny for just about anything he can eat. But he was having problems in finding something to eat. Luckily he had a fairy god mother in a form of a bird, that gets his attention to follow him to food. It was a bee's nest, where he can get sweet delicious honey. The bee stings didn't affect him, as his whole body was strong, however his only senitve spot was the tip of his nose. He finally manages to grab a chunk of honeycome and eats his share and leaves the rest for the bird.
It's cool to see how they managed to time the classical music to the animals dancing when they finally got rain and life was flourishng. Even the animals began mating once again.
Now besides animals, there are bushmen that live there, and although they live in families, they teach their kids all about the animals and life by using a language of sounds and sign language to describe the many animals they will encounter. Now there was a scene of a bushman with an arrow made of basic material from around him used to hunt for food. Now he saw a great target of zebras to hunt down for food, unfortunately his only problem is with a bird that warns the animals of the hunter by saying "Goaway" so they can run to safety. This is called the goaway bird. This goes on for a little while, untill the frustrated bushman decided to shoot the bird and cook him for his meal. Now since water is very scarse in the desert, the bushmen have ways to find water by digging up roots in the ground and shaving them down and squeezing the water from them. But a very ingenious and cruel way to find water goes as the following. Since the Baboons live there, they know of secret places to get their water supplies and they prefer to keep it a secret from other animals.
So the bushman brainwashes the baboon, buy setting a trap by placing seeds in a hole in a rock. Then the babbon gets his hand caught as his hand is full of seeds and he can't get it out. The bushman captures the baboon and ties him to a tree and gives him salt to eat. Baboons find salt a delecasy and very rare, and soon, he's going to be one thirsty baboon. To make matters worse, the bushman makes a fire to make things hotter for the monkey. All that's on the mind of the monkey is to go to his secret water hideout, but he's all tied up and dying of thirst. So this goes on till the next day, when the bushman releases the monkey, and he dashes to his water hideout and the bushman follows him. It's sneaky and cruel, bu with a hot and deatly climate like the desert, you need water and you gotta find it to live. The bushman had adapted to the harsh life of the desert and need to drink very little water. It's a great and entertaining movie and it's funny too.
Friday, May 27, 2011
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs
At first I didn't see this in the movie theater, since I'm not a movie person. But when I saw it on tv, I really liked it. So, in town where sardines were the main source of food, everyone got sick and tired of eating sardines. Even with Brent being the spokes baby to advertise the product since he was a baby, everyone seemed to enjoy and acknowlede and recognize him. He still gets into his part by wearing a diaper underneathe his outfit. Anyway, an inventor named Flint Lockwood, in the past he came up with various inventions hoping that it would revolutionize the world. But they all seem to backfire and caused nothing but problems. His dad wanted Flint to quit the inventing and come work in his sardine shop.
The problem is that Flint has inventing in his blood, and with his new invention the FLUDSUMER, that will make water into food, he came soo close to making it work, however after a huge major power failure as a result of the devices malfuntion, Flint's invention just needed a little more power to work, a few hundred thousand megajolts. He takes his invention and sneaks it to the nearest power plant hoping that it will power his invention to work. But a police officer stops Flint and gets suspiscous on his actions, and trouble was brewing. Flint maaged to distract the policeman to bring power to his device. While the crowd was watching the unveiling of the town's new themepark dedicated to sardines, Flint climbs the electrical towers to power up his device sending him on a flying through town. The whole town is messed up and everyone is mad at Flint.
He thought his invention was a dud, as it had disappeared into the clouds never to be seen again. Moment's later, turns out that the Fludsumer had formed a storm cloud and used the water to generate a food storm, and it began to rain cheeseburgers. Flint's invention was a success, and the town was gong to be saved. Everyone loved it and Flint was a success, as everyone began to make requests of foods that would be falling from the sky. While this was going on, Flint developed a crush on a woman, who was a weather reporter, but had a hard time expressing his feelings. So upon asking her out on a date, he impressed her by making a giant jello mold, which I thought was awesome. Everything inside was made of jello, as they bounced around inside and slid down a jello slide into the pool. That was just awesome. Suddenly the Fludsumer began to mutate the food and it just got bigger. The town was being destroyed and it was up to Flint to stop the machine. So he builds a flying car and goes up to the device that has formed a giant meatball as it's homebase. Water goes inside the top of the machine and a food storm exits the bottom. So while Flint and his girlfriend are inside the machine, they overcome various obstacles and battle out food monsters for Flint to get to the device and shut it off. It wasn't easy, as at first, the kill code he created and was e-mailed by his dad from his computer was the wrong file sent. So instead he shut the destroyed the machine with his spray can of instant shoes. The device exploded and the town was saved.
That does sound like a possibilty as this may be sci fiction for the movie, but one day it can be sci fact. Some techi person will attempt to do this one day to revolutionize the food thing. But with the town coverd in giant sized food leftovers, anything is possible. Nobody will ever go hungry. But if the food was made from water, wouldn't you think that the food would return to water and flood the town?
I love the food, and maybe they should promote this within a ride in a theme park, and have your picture takem with giant sized food, and or Flint and the others. I laughed at Flint's monkey friend Steve, as he has a craving for Gummy Bears. Personaly, they should've made a game with this on their website. Steve would've somehow made it rain gummy bears and the lab from the Fludsumer and the lab is quickly getting filled with colorful gummy bears. So to stop the flood of gummy bears, you would click on 3 or more gummy bears of the same color to get rid of the pile. And as you progress to higher levels, the Fludsumer would dispense the gummy bears faster, and the game would be over when the lab gets filled with too many gummy bears. Or maybe Steve would save chew and swallow town from an a attack of giant gummybears by shooting them down or something. I just think that it's hilarious with Steve's obsession of Gummy Bears.
I had a thought that if this story was performed live on stage, then it would be dinner and a show, literaly. You won't need a menu to decide what to eat, just hold up your plate when the Fludsumer starts to launch it's food during cetain scenes.
The problem is that Flint has inventing in his blood, and with his new invention the FLUDSUMER, that will make water into food, he came soo close to making it work, however after a huge major power failure as a result of the devices malfuntion, Flint's invention just needed a little more power to work, a few hundred thousand megajolts. He takes his invention and sneaks it to the nearest power plant hoping that it will power his invention to work. But a police officer stops Flint and gets suspiscous on his actions, and trouble was brewing. Flint maaged to distract the policeman to bring power to his device. While the crowd was watching the unveiling of the town's new themepark dedicated to sardines, Flint climbs the electrical towers to power up his device sending him on a flying through town. The whole town is messed up and everyone is mad at Flint.
He thought his invention was a dud, as it had disappeared into the clouds never to be seen again. Moment's later, turns out that the Fludsumer had formed a storm cloud and used the water to generate a food storm, and it began to rain cheeseburgers. Flint's invention was a success, and the town was gong to be saved. Everyone loved it and Flint was a success, as everyone began to make requests of foods that would be falling from the sky. While this was going on, Flint developed a crush on a woman, who was a weather reporter, but had a hard time expressing his feelings. So upon asking her out on a date, he impressed her by making a giant jello mold, which I thought was awesome. Everything inside was made of jello, as they bounced around inside and slid down a jello slide into the pool. That was just awesome. Suddenly the Fludsumer began to mutate the food and it just got bigger. The town was being destroyed and it was up to Flint to stop the machine. So he builds a flying car and goes up to the device that has formed a giant meatball as it's homebase. Water goes inside the top of the machine and a food storm exits the bottom. So while Flint and his girlfriend are inside the machine, they overcome various obstacles and battle out food monsters for Flint to get to the device and shut it off. It wasn't easy, as at first, the kill code he created and was e-mailed by his dad from his computer was the wrong file sent. So instead he shut the destroyed the machine with his spray can of instant shoes. The device exploded and the town was saved.
That does sound like a possibilty as this may be sci fiction for the movie, but one day it can be sci fact. Some techi person will attempt to do this one day to revolutionize the food thing. But with the town coverd in giant sized food leftovers, anything is possible. Nobody will ever go hungry. But if the food was made from water, wouldn't you think that the food would return to water and flood the town?
I love the food, and maybe they should promote this within a ride in a theme park, and have your picture takem with giant sized food, and or Flint and the others. I laughed at Flint's monkey friend Steve, as he has a craving for Gummy Bears. Personaly, they should've made a game with this on their website. Steve would've somehow made it rain gummy bears and the lab from the Fludsumer and the lab is quickly getting filled with colorful gummy bears. So to stop the flood of gummy bears, you would click on 3 or more gummy bears of the same color to get rid of the pile. And as you progress to higher levels, the Fludsumer would dispense the gummy bears faster, and the game would be over when the lab gets filled with too many gummy bears. Or maybe Steve would save chew and swallow town from an a attack of giant gummybears by shooting them down or something. I just think that it's hilarious with Steve's obsession of Gummy Bears.
I had a thought that if this story was performed live on stage, then it would be dinner and a show, literaly. You won't need a menu to decide what to eat, just hold up your plate when the Fludsumer starts to launch it's food during cetain scenes.
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